Another funny death threat


This is one of the sweetest death threats we’ve gotten…awwwww. You rock L!

Subject: May Imps and Deamons…

Message:

… take you!

Hello you guys,

Here’s a (not so) serious death threat from Germany. Let me state my cause:

I am an enthusiastic role-playing gamer (pen & paper) who has seen her days of cruel “reality hang-over” due to long, intense, and enthralling RPG sessions. Now, I’m absolutely thrilled by your idea of putting mana into bottles and selling it. What a wonderful idea. What a bliss for the gaming community!

But why – in the name of the greater being called … (insert your god of choice here) – do I have to wait until you conquer the European market with your valuable and oh so welcome product? Did I do anything wrong in my former existence(s)? Did I not gather enough experience points?

Oh my, I suppose that I have to settle with some ordinary and inglorious Red Bull (TM) for now until you’ll decide to sell global…

Meekly presenting my death threat in this spirit,

Sincerely yours,

L_______

Ps.:

Great internet appearance – I very much like your web layout and artwork
– and seriously: It’s a very cool idea for an energy drink! Hope you’ll have all the success you deserve. – Greetings, L.

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Makers of Mana/Health Energy Potion, Blood Energy Potion, Zombie Blood, and Nuclear Energy Powder. www.harcoslabs.com
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