Subject: May Imps and Deamons…
… take you!
Hello you guys,
Here’s a (not so) serious death threat from Germany. Let me state my cause:
I am an enthusiastic role-playing gamer (pen & paper) who has seen her days of cruel “reality hang-over” due to long, intense, and enthralling RPG sessions. Now, I’m absolutely thrilled by your idea of putting mana into bottles and selling it. What a wonderful idea. What a bliss for the gaming community!
But why – in the name of the greater being called … (insert your god of choice here) – do I have to wait until you conquer the European market with your valuable and oh so welcome product? Did I do anything wrong in my former existence(s)? Did I not gather enough experience points?
Oh my, I suppose that I have to settle with some ordinary and inglorious Red Bull (TM) for now until you’ll decide to sell global…
Meekly presenting my death threat in this spirit,
Great internet appearance – I very much like your web layout and artwork
– and seriously: It’s a very cool idea for an energy drink! Hope you’ll have all the success you deserve. – Greetings, L.